Life and something like it III: Something else
This is a completely different post to the last one but since I promised someone I would try to faithfully blog it then here goes.
I arrive at a certain someones' flat late this evening to collect a piece of equipment that I accidentally left there. I get there and when the last of the other's goes to bed a person makes an interesting suggestion. Now this first bit is a bit hazy and therefore I may unfaithfully be recording it but here goes. The suggestion was "Let's get naked and get the oil or vinegar and lather ourselves in it and then roll and around on the floor of the kitchen. It would be alright because I'd lie perpendicular to you. You can lie face down over here and I'll lie on my side over near the sink. Don't worry we'd be facing one another. We can then writhe around."
I'm sorry you'd have to hear that. But I kind of suggestedy that if anyone walked in or even heard the suggestion they would have some large questions concerning homosexuality for both of us. Anyone wish to disagree with this synopsis?
I arrive at a certain someones' flat late this evening to collect a piece of equipment that I accidentally left there. I get there and when the last of the other's goes to bed a person makes an interesting suggestion. Now this first bit is a bit hazy and therefore I may unfaithfully be recording it but here goes. The suggestion was "Let's get naked and get the oil or vinegar and lather ourselves in it and then roll and around on the floor of the kitchen. It would be alright because I'd lie perpendicular to you. You can lie face down over here and I'll lie on my side over near the sink. Don't worry we'd be facing one another. We can then writhe around."
I'm sorry you'd have to hear that. But I kind of suggestedy that if anyone walked in or even heard the suggestion they would have some large questions concerning homosexuality for both of us. Anyone wish to disagree with this synopsis?
7 Comments:
I'm glad I stayed upstairs.
I'm glad I stayed at home...
What the heck were you doing in my flat?!?!?!?
To say you two terrify me would be a gross understatement. And I agree with Lani and Kelly :P
They say it's only gay if you writhe back...
And I will hurt you if you suggest such a thing to me.
i did not suggest getting naked i suggested sliding and spinning on a surface like the kitchen floor. the word writhe may have come up but it wasn't that bad it was more to describe what it might look like to passers by. i'm shocked and appaled that my idea was interpreted as homosexual! anyway i flat out deny any involvement.
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